讓男人HAPPY只需要五步驟 vs 讓女人HAPPY需要五三步驟
HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY
如何讓男人快樂
1. Feed him 喂飽他
2. Sleep with him 和他睡
3. Leave him with peace 給他安靜的空間
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs) 別查他的手機短信
5. Don't bother him with his movements 別打擾他的活動
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
如何讓女人快樂
To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
你需要成為她的
1. a friend 朋友
2. a companion 夥伴
3. a lover 情人
4. a brother 兄弟
5. a father 父親
6. a master 主人
7. a chef 大廚
8. an electrician 電工
9. a plumber 水管工
10. a mechanic 機械師
11. a carpenter 木匠
12. a decorator 裝修工
13. a stylist 髮型師
14. a sexologist 性學專家
15. a gynecologist 婦科醫生
16. a psychologist 心理學家
17. a pest exterminator 害蟲捕滅者
18. a psychiatrist 精神科醫生
19. a healer 治療師
20. a good listener 好聽眾
21. an organizer 組織者
22. a good father 好父親
還要：
23. very clean 愛乾淨
24. Sympathetic 有同情心
25. Athletic 身體倍棒
26. Warm 暖心
27. Attentive 細心
28. Gallant 紳士
29. Intelligent 聰明
30. Funny 幽默
31. Creative 有創意
32. Tender 溫柔
33. Strong 堅強
34. Understanding 善解人意
35. Tolerant 寬容
36. Prudent 謹慎
37. Ambitious 有抱負
38. Capable 有才幹
39. Courageous 勇敢
40. Determined 有決心
41. True 忠誠
42. Dependable 可靠
43. Passionate 有激情
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
還不能忘記
44. give her compliments regularly 時常讚美她
45. Go shopping with her 陪她逛街
46. be honest 要誠實
47. be very rich 要有錢
48. not stress her out 別給她壓力
49. not look at other girls 不看其他女孩
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
同時還要：
50. give her lots of attention 多關注她
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 給她時間，特別是屬於她自己的時間
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes 給她空間，別擔心她去哪了
BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT
但是最重要的是
53. never forget birthdays, anniversaries, valentine, and arrangements she makes.
別忘了她的生日、紀念日、情人節和她的所有安排。
